joke board!
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joke board!
by Sasseh Monsta Fri Feb 08, 2008 6:21 pm
need to have a board for jokes. maybe even one purely for ya mum jokes?
:p
:p
Sasseh Monsta- The Bestest of the Best
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Re: joke board!
by Saint_Valtiel Sat Feb 09, 2008 3:31 pm
A guy walks into his house and finds his wife having sex with his best friend. Angry the guy grabs a shotgun from his wall and shoots his friend. Shocked his wife looks up at him and says "If you carry on like this your gonna loose all your friends!"
XDDD
XDDD
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Re: joke board!
by Sasseh Monsta Sat Feb 09, 2008 5:07 pm
Hahahaha!!!
*sick joke warning*
Whats so good about fucking twenty one year olds?
Theres 20 of them!! >_<
Someone told me that as I was eating... I shall kill him!
*sick joke warning*
Whats so good about fucking twenty one year olds?
Theres 20 of them!! >_<
Someone told me that as I was eating... I shall kill him!
Sasseh Monsta- The Bestest of the Best
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Re: joke board!
by Admin Leonbow Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:59 pm
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Ah these bad boys never get old!!!!=)
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Ah these bad boys never get old!!!!=)
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Re: joke board!
by Nareus Daedalus Mon Jul 14, 2008 10:49 pm
Three men are on a jet plane. One throws a brick out of the window, one throws a twenty pound note (idiot), and the other a bomb.
When they land they start walking, and they come across a guy on the floor. "Why are you crying?" they ask. He replies "God dropped a brick on my head."
So they continue walking and come to a second man, and they ask why he is praying. "God dropped a twenty pound note on me." He smiles. So they continue walking, adn eventually come to a third geezer. "Why are you laughing?" They ask him. Still choking with laughter, he replies " I farted and my house blew up!"
*bump*
When they land they start walking, and they come across a guy on the floor. "Why are you crying?" they ask. He replies "God dropped a brick on my head."
So they continue walking and come to a second man, and they ask why he is praying. "God dropped a twenty pound note on me." He smiles. So they continue walking, adn eventually come to a third geezer. "Why are you laughing?" They ask him. Still choking with laughter, he replies " I farted and my house blew up!"
*bump*
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